Dating Archetypes
Character archetypes — from goth girls to gym bros, and the gentlemen worth modeling yourself after. How to attract them, how to be them.
Tony Stark's Approach to a First Impression
Walk in like you already belong there. The rest is details.
What James Bond Would Do on a First Date
Strip away the cars and the gun. What's left is the only part you can actually use.
What Indiana Jones Would Do on a First Date
Good at his job. Curious about everything else. Happy to look stupid for a second.
What John Wick Would Do on a First Date
Eye contact as conversation. Composure as personality.
What Tony Soprano Would Do on a First Date
Power isn't peace. The dominance is the trap.
What Ron Swanson Would Do on a First Date
Fewer words. Real hobbies. Nothing to prove.
What Harvey Specter Would Do on a First Date
Closer energy, not closer attitude. The frame is the gift.
What Hank Moody Would Do on a First Date
Charming wreck. Beautiful on TV. Catastrophic by month two.
What Don Draper Would Do on a First Date
Steal the silence. Leave the bourbon-soaked despair at the office.
What Patrick Bateman Gets Right About Confidence
Have an opinion on Huey Lewis. Don't murder your coworkers. The line matters more than you'd think.
What Tyler Durden Would Say About Neediness
The things you own end up owning you. That includes the chat with the girl who hasn't replied in three hours.